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Crich Tramway Museum 1940’s Weekender


For those who have yet to go to this show…you must! Nestled in an old quarry mine, this open air museum hosts tram sheds, a gorgeous Victorian pub, old buildings and trams from all over the country. On entry you are given an old penny that is used to ‘buy’ your ticket on any tram you please and this ticket can be used again and again.

There is always some great entertainment at the show including singers, spivs and a wonderful parade of vehicles too. You will also fine a good handful of vintage stalls offering clothing and housewares, which I always head to first!

I did not take many pictures this year as nowt has changed. I think the most exciting difference was the addition of an open top Blackpool tram with strings of lights. It almost looked like a boat on rails!

Crich Tramway also has a lovely woodland trail for those not wearing heels.

Here are some photos for you…

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Crich Tramway detail photos

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Posing with a lovely vintage car!

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Some detail shots of one of the beautifully restored trams

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A candid shot of some soldier in a Willy’s Jeep in the parade

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Interior detail of one of the double decker trams

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Some of the lovely folk in their civvies

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‘George Formby’ entertaining the crowds at Crich

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The new Blackpool tram at the museum

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I may or may not have been a bit over-tired and in a silly mood when having this taken…

 

 

 

Get your Kitten Pinup Posters!


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Kitten von Mew, Cowgirl Calendar Cutie act

I have 2 styles of Cowgirl Calendar Cutie Posters available! One is an over 18’s (above) and the other is a family friendly (I am wearing a bra). These will be available at my events apart from Goodwood Revival for £6 and are beautifully printed on lightweight A3 card. It is the perfect addition to a reenactment camp or can be framed as an art print!

This and my new act dedicated to Terry Elliot who has been fantastic to work with these past 7 years and my fabulous supporters in the USA, not to mention Don and Steph!

Get yours at Military Flying Machine’s Show, Essex this weekend, just hunt me down! x

War and Peace Revival 2013 – Gallery 1


Here is a small selection of photos from the 1st ever War and Peace Revival! More to come I promise, but I wanted to get these up as I know some of you are chomping at the bit!

It was incredibly hot for the whole week with only a short cloudy burst on the Friday. I didn’t get around the dioramas due to a hectic schedule and feeling as if I were walking through treacle from the heat, but did get to the Vintage Village and the rest!

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Miniature Jeep or 60ft woman? You decide! Kitten von Mew at War and Peace Revival 2013. Taken by RvM

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Kitten signing her centre page pin-up poster of Military World Magazine. Taken by RvM

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Kitten with Vicki Michelle and Sue Hodges of ‘Allo ‘Allo! Taken by RvM

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Kitten the poster gal! Check out the monster banner behind! Yowza! Taken by RvM

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In the Vintage Village Display watching Beverly teach someone how to darn a sock!
Photo by Kitten von Mew

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Vintage textile bits and bobs on Bev’s display. Taken by Kitten von Mew

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More of Bev’s display including a wonderful crochet bra! Taken by Kitten von Mew

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Wet stocking been dried in the Vintage Village with Mr Mew behind! Taken by KvM

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A vintage pantry display in the kitchen diorama. Taken by KvM

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Kitten von Mew in the 1940’s living room diorama! Taken by RvM

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Toy soldiers for sale in the market place. Taken by KvM

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WW2 tin toy armoured vehicle in the market place. Taken by KvM

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Sincerely Yours, Swingtime Sweethearts, Viv the Spiv and Kitten von Mew in the V Marquee

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Kitten von Mew and her wonderful ‘Colonel Whiskers’, her favourite at the events. Taken by RvM

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Kitten and RAF crew with one of the model spitfires at War and Peace Revival

More to come I promise!!!

My Passion for Burlesque and WW2 Pinups


Kitten as Carmen Mewanda with her caravan Gracie Wheels

Kitten as Carmen Mewanda with her caravan Gracie Wheels

Burlesque was a tricky thing to bring to the 1940’s scene.  I had been performing in Burlesque theatres for 4 years on and off and although I kept to my traditional style, the Burly fashion around me was starting to boom and progress into more diverse acts – Latex, fire breathing, axel grinding, nudity and even bathing in blood.  I wasn’t part of any of that and although respected the art, I couldn’t relate to the alternative side of it, as my passion was the 1940’s and 50’s.  When I was first immersed into the underground world of Burlesque tease, it was still pretty much an unknown, unappreciated art form.  I enjoyed it because the crowds were usually filled with eccentric young people who got to show their creativity and elaborate on this through fashion.  I remember one young man in particular who wore a top hat and tails with a fox fur stole.  It somehow worked and he walked around with an extravagant air with a transvestite in a gold spangley dress on one arm and a rockabilly chick on the other.  I loved this strange world as I was far from ‘the norm’ myself and came from a creative background with 2 artistic parents and a Great Grandmother who ran off to Paris to be an entertainer (although that is where the love of the stage stopped and hop-skip-jumped a few generations).

I had already been the face of Festival of Flight at Blenheim Palace in 2005 and 2007 but did not perform at WWII events until 2009.  It wasn’t until a rather bad experience in London that I was forced to rethink my performing career.  Although it was more of a rather expensive and exciting hobby than bread and butter, I felt almost forced to give up a passion that had helped me gain confidence about my body and given me a way to channel my hands-on creativity (through costume) and my love of entertaining.  I approached the USO Shows and introduced myself, my passion for the 1940’s and that I wished to perform some authentic, yet family friendly fan dances with them as they would have had for the troops in WWII.  It was always going to be a 50/50 chance but luckily Kieran saw the opportunity for something different and agreed to give me a go at a dance held locally to me.  2 weeks before the performance I got the call I was dreading, that they had reconsidered and weren’t sure it would be suitable.  I stomped my foot hard and demanded that they give me a chance to prove my worth, I needed this chance to show people that Burlesque was more than boobs and g-strings.  They agreed and the performance went down rather well.  From there I came up with more patriotic inspired routines and danced my way through the War and Peace Show, Bethune Victory Weekend, county fairs, Blitz Balls and more with my USO family.  I met praise and prejudice on a monthly bases, but understood that people at the events may not have come to see a Burlesque performer.  I danced with the same coverage as a swimsuit, making each dance whimsical as well as graceful and focused my attention on the children and women of the audience as much as the men.  My fan base grew and people finally started warming to me, now realising I was not a threat to their marriage and just a gal enjoying what she does!  The only adult based performances I would do were past the watershed at the War and Peace Show or other events that specifically requested it.

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Clam shell kisses, taken by Lee Parker

I have always admired dancing girls from a very young age.  I loved watching black and white movies on Sunday mornings as a child and studied the curvy dancers, their beautiful costumes, nipped waists, long legs, happy smiles and perfect hair.  Boy did I want that!  I was a tom boy with a closet passion for being glamorous.  A late developer with no body confidence, but an entertainer, artistic nature and flare for anything that sparkled and shimmied.

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Burlesque in the 1940’s was popular with the troops.  Thanks to the likes of Starlets such as Betty Grable, Ava Gardener and the pin-up art of Vargas and Gil Elvgren, the female form played an important role in WWII.

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Bettie Rowland Pinup

As lady luck figures on aircraft, calendar lovelies, poster girls and entertainers, those wartime belles gave the soldiers something else to fight for, a little sweet daydream and a reminder of the women back home.  USO and Stagedoor Canteen hostesses would not only help serve food and entertain the fighting men, but dance with them, talk and hold their hand whilst they ate.  A girlfriend for an evening to lend an ear, but the soldiers were never allowed to discuss the war, what they were doing or where they were going.  These girls became an escapism and a truly important part of getting through the hard times.  It was the same with the Burlesque beauties.  They became an entertainment so spell-binding that for a split second those men would forget about the disasters they had witnessed, the friends they had lost and the home sickness.  I wanted to portray those women, the glamour in hard times, the USO hostess that would dance and chat, the Burlesque girl that would entertain and raise a smile and transport you right back to the 1940’s.

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So here I am, I dance with the reenactors whether they know the moves or just want to sway, I lend a hand where I am needed, I chat, I laugh, I perform, I even sing now would you believe it!  But do I help people in the way the girls did back in WWII?  Probably not, but I offer escapism from the modern world, the stresses of day to day living, the hope of better things to come.  I transport people back to a different era, where glamour was kept up through times of struggle and hardship.  Where music and dancing filled people’s hearts with joy and emotion so profound that even us reenactors get teary eyed at certain songs, knowing how the lyrics must have had prolific importance back then as well as now.  To keep such an important era alive?  So I take some clothes off!  So I wink at the crowd and rustle some feathers!  I’m proud to be a 1940’s Burlesque artist and pin-up gal for reenactors, those fighting for our country in modern war and those fighting for their lives in hospital.  Who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

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Boobie Woogie Bugle Boy costume, taken by Les Auld

Military Magazine Issue 1 Article – Carbooting


CARBOOT BARGAINS

As winter waves its white hanky at the world, Spring and early Summer means one thing for most of us; the lul before the WWII events and… Carbooting!

Unfortunately due to wedding costs, I cannot afford our much loved flea fairs at present, so we are resorting to the odd visit to the local carboot instead. With a budget of £15 you can still find some amazing bargains if you hunt carefully enough!

Another great tip is to wait until right at the end of the carboot for when people are packing up. Some stall holders cannot be bothered to take things home so either leave a box of ‘junk’ by a bin that can hold a few treasures or sell things off for coppers.

Our recent treks to the carboot have been most satisfying and I managed some great finds! My first was a studio photo of the Beverley Sisters, which was not only signed on the back, but also again on a page from an autograph book. This fantastic piece of vintage music memorabilia from the very early 50’s only cost me £4! I am planning to mount it in a frame with a Beverley Sisters LP when I get around to it.

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On our second visit I managed to pick up a WWII American parachute, which Mr. Mew had seen the previous week. The guy was offering it for £35 (an amazing price indeed!!!), but sold it to me for £28 in a tatty canvas bag. On taking it out, I saw that it was dated 1942 and stamped with the makers name (a men’s trouser company) and the logo for Philadelphia Ordnance District where munitions have been made since the 20’s.

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My final great find was the King George Farthing Bracelet, with coins dating from 1941 and 1942. A great piece of sweetheart jewellery from the war, it has been masterfully made without drilling holes into the coins and dipped into silver (as the coins are originally copper). This fabulous bracelet cost me just £2 and was met with envious eyes when showing friends!

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Carboots are certainly getting more difficult to find collectible wartime memorabilia at good prices, especially as half seems to be pricey antiques dealers and the other half people flogging their Danielle Steele collection, Challenge Anneka board games and marble print dining curtains. There are still a few gems out there and as long as you aren’t too fussy about condition, you may be able to grab a few 1940’s books and china wear to add vintage touches to your home too.

A good tip for the ladies; don’t be afraid to dress up for these field events. Although you may stumble and totter over a few pot holes… and small dogs on too longer leash, there is a lot to be said about the power of vintage fashion! I never go to any flea market or jumble sale without some form of iconic headwear and a red lipstick smile. This proves a useful talking point with the sellers and has gained me quite a few bargains and some wonderful connections in my time!

Go with a small budget and this will make you more picky, observant and eager to barter on each stall. It also makes it a fun challenge! If you see anything more expensive than your budget that you MUST have, just ask the stall holder whether they will save it for you and exchange details. Some are very obliging, especially if you can give them a small deposit (or that annoying small dog on a too longer leash) as a down payment…

Alton Towers – The Gardens and House


Kitten von Mew at Alton Towers

Kitten von Mew at Alton Towers

My trip…

We did not go to face the big rides and queues! To be honest I wanted to show Mr Mew the house itself and the beautiful gardens, which are somewhat overlooked nowadays. As we climbed down the woodland path with its walls of gnarled tree roots and stone walls, it was still hard to shut out the droning electrical clatter of the cable car. But soon even the screams of happy roller coastering youths were but a hum as my senses exploded with the mossy cool air of the shade to the hot grassy scent in the sun as we reached the old conservatory and ‘Le Refuge.’

Alton Towers Conservatory by Kitten von Mew

The crown on the glass domes top of the conservatory taken by KvM

Passing confused teenagers with maps “Looking for Air” and puffed out parties of girls thinking that it would be quicker than the cable car, no one really took in these beautiful surroundings and were more hell bent on finding the next death defying ride. If only they were to stop for a breath! Look at the stunning lake with its oriental pagoda! Take in the shadows and stillness of the once tropically cultivated conservatories! Imagine the harpist that lived in the little thatched cottage and was hired to fill these gardens with music! But no, they just hitched up their low cut jeans over their crystal embellished g-string and muffin tops and sauntered on towards the shouts and smell of fast food.

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The cobwebbed light of the conservatory, taken by KvM

I was in awe of the conservatories. The paintwork had baked in the Sun and cracked to show all of its original colours underneath.

Alton Towers Conservatory Windon taken by Kitten von Mew

Through the window, taken by KvM

A solitary palm tree, planted in one of the beds had grown large and broken through one of the glass roofs to escape the loneliness within and a large stone pool once filled with fish and a splashing  fountain now lay empty and full of creeping weeds and broken glass.

From the grounds to the house itself, which is now a shell and houses the Hex ride; There is little of the interior that you will get to see unfortunately. There do seem to be renovations going on, but no word on if this will be historical, a posh restaurant or just another ride. The chapel, with its beautiful hand painted ceiling and stained glass windows is accessible! Unfortunately the ornate alter and paneling was sold many years ago, but a small example of this is framed on the wall with a new reproduction next to it). At first it just feels like an empty room, but you soon find yourself immersed in the ceiling, the restored angels and old side windows with their intricate detailing.

Alton Towers Chapel Ceiling by Kitten von Mew

The ceiling in the chapel, hand renovated with angel statues. Taken by KvM

Stained Glass Windows at Alton Towers by Kitten von Mew

Left hand stained glass window of the chapel, taken by Kitten von Mew

I wasn’t a big fan of the main window, which is a modern piece designed by a local artist. I was however a lover of the colours that were projected on to some of the walls of the room:

Reflections in the Chapel by Kitten von Mew

Reflections from the main chapel window, taken by Kitten von Mew

When exiting the chapel, a conservatory walkway is visible and also serves as part of an exit for the Hex ride. This is currently being restored and some of the original beauty is still visible!

Original Flooring, taken by Kitten von Mew

Original Flooring, taken by Kitten von Mew

Alton Towers Fresco taken by Kitten von Mew

Fresco on arched doorway, leading from the conservatory hallway to the main house, taken by Kitten von Mew

Central Garden and Conservatory taken by Kitten von Mew

Central Garden and Conservatory taken by Kitten von Mew

Alton Towers House, taken by Kitten von Mew

Alton Towers House, taken by Kitten von Mew

It was not hard to visualise what this place had been like in it’s heyday. So full of music, laughter and entertaining! But I guess that is what it is now, just in a different way.

A short history on Alton Towers…

It was thanks to the 16th Earl of Shrewsbury that Alton Towers became such an amazing Gothic mansion. Hiring the famous architect Pugin in 1837 to add extra rooms for the ever growing family and art collection, Alton Abbey was transformed into Alton House. His budget was luckily not on the small side, so lavish vaulted ceilings, amazing carvings, light fixtures and fresco’s were a few of the additions brought to the home until the untimely death of Pugin in 1852 and then the Earl’s unfortunate passing from Malaria a few months later.

Unfortunately the 16th Earl’s cousin Bertram, aged 19 years, inherited the estates and title but died within 4 years, although in that time built Shrewsbury Cathedral with Pugin’s eldest son William and finished the work at Alton Towers.

After the 17th Earl’s death there ensued a bitter fight for the title and grounds as he was last in line of the Talbot heirs.  He had arranged in his will that the deeds were left in Catholic hands with the Dukes of Hazard Norfolk, but this was unfortunately over-ruled and Henry Chetwynd-Talbot took over the great estate. Unluckily for him, this did not include the contents and his celebration meal took place in a rather empty building. In 1857 the executors of the estate had sold off most of the contents in over 4000 lots at auction. Due to the legal action, the 18th Earl’s finances weren’t exactly flush and he could not replenish the lost beauty up to scratch. There was a miss-match of furniture and only basic maintenance upheld. Henry’s main home Ingestre Hall still remained his main abode other than when it suffered a large fire in the 1880’s.

It was in the 1890’s that the 20th Earl Charles Henry John Chetwynd-Talbot (are you keeping up?!) decided to open up the lavish gardens as a tourist attraction. 1000’s of people would attend these open garden events which would include circus acts and fete stalls! In 1896 the Earl divorced his wife and left the impoverished ex in Alton Towers, with no money to maintain the building. Most the estate was sold off in 1918 with the house being sold in 1924. This included a mass auction of the rest of the contents.

The house was never to be lived in again. It was finally passed onto the Talbot family again and the main dining room was transformed into a tearoom for garden guests in the 20’s and 30’s.

During WWII the house was used by the Cadets and they looked after the house very well considering! The house seemed in good stead until 1952 when the owners decided to blame the armies occupants for all manner of excuses to strip out the remainder of anything valuable.

From roofing to floorboards, local residents watched van loads drive out of Alton for weeks. The rest was then set alight in a big pile at the Eastern end of the big house, leaving but a shell. In the 1970’s some of the floors were re-instated to provide some menial structural support.

I have heard many stories, myths and legends about Alton Towers including the original gardens being created in dedication the the Earl’s deceased wife, so that he may be closer to her in heaven, but I do not know which Earl this was or if it is even true!

One thing that is true though, is the tale of the chained oak tree that you may see snippets of in the Hex ride. There is indeed a chained oak between the gates and Alton village. The 15th Earl demanded every branch of the tree to be secured after running into an old beggar woman who cursed him for not giving her a coin. He dismissed her at first as she shouted “For every branch on the Old Oak Tree here that falls, a member of the Earl’s family will die.” , but a violent storm ensued that night and a branch fell off of the tree and a member of the family died.

Whether or not this is all true, the tree and it’s chains remain.

Kitten’s Facebook Profile Interview


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Kitten von Mew and Alan Tikimask

If one of your socks suddenly became a fan of James Bond movies and started stalking round the house with a shoe string for a tie and a toy gun, how would you make sure the other one didn’t feel left out? (Institut Corsetologie)

“I would write a film part in a new Bond epic for him – ‘You Only Live Tights’ or ‘Socktopussy’ and perform it to a whole laundry basket audience to build up his confidence.”

Did your parents leave you out in the rain as a small child? (Tom Stewart)

“Im gathering so as I am only 5ft 4″ and made of 75% wool… I used to love playing outside and making dens when I was little. I lived in the middle of nowhere with not many friends, so found the joys of nature, being a Pirate Princess and listening to the rain on the leaves above me as I sheltered under a huge tree.”



Do you like Ike? (Damien Travers)

“Well, you like Ike, I like Ike, everybody likes Ike. So put out the banner, beat the drum and we’ll take Ike to Washington. Unless he wants to just stay at home.”

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Do/ did you ever smoke? (Owen Lancaster)

“Noooooo, hate the stuff. I remember my best friend at high school trying to force me to smoke and I didn’t want to know. I think the only thing that was tempting was the visual glamour portrayed by old movies; the long cigarette holder or smoking a pipe. The only smoke I liked to smell was that of my Grandad’s pipe tobacco. It is the one thing I really miss. I wish I could have bottled it.”

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Marlene Dietrich Smoking

Have you ever had the misfortune to taste tea AND coffee in the same cup by accident? (Jet Oswin)

“Cofftea is the WORST! I have to drink caffeine free tea and coffee because of low blood pressure, but when I treat myself to a proper cup of tea, you want it to be untainted. It’s like getting to the bottom of the cup and finding you have a mouthful of sludge from dunking biscuits. It ruins a perfectly good beverage.”

What made you be a vintage model and basically love like the 40’s in general? (Helen Knight)

“I was never a ‘normal’ child and in the 80’s I was listening to 50’s rock n roll not Madonna and the 90’s I was dressed in my Grandma’s Victorian boots, high necked blouses and themed my room for different decades. That wasn’t normal for a 13 year old girl when everyone else was jumping around to Take That. On Sunday mornings they used to show great old films like Babes on Broadway, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Duck Soup, The Square Peg…I used to love watching them as Ma made Sunday lunch and longed to be one of the curvy dancing girls or strutting around in a beautiful gown.

I got some self confidence after college and blossomed into some kind of neo-vintage in 2000 ( they called me the comic Book Girl in town as I had pink hair in victory rolls and a corset over a skirt on most days with polka-dot shoes) and progressed to vintage and repro by 2003. I always knew that I wanted an Art Deco or 1930’s house (my Grandad used to live in a beautiful 1930’s mock Tudor house with huge bay windows and original features).  Although currently in a tiny rented place, I worked hard in collecting vintage bits of furniture and bric-a-brac to create quite an authentic looking living space. When Mr Mew moved in we continued this and he has helped me with the kitchen too now, which used to really bug me! It is always a joy to walk through that front door and see our creation.

I felt totally lost when I was growing up and never fitted in at school or college, but now feel completely myself.”

Have you ever had a supernatural or other worldly experience? (Tracey Cook)

“Good question and a great one to do after the previous one! I have had quite a few, but am a total wall sitter when it comes to UFO’s, ghosts and bumps in the night. Unless Ive seen it or have proof, I am more of a logic thinker. But on saying, that Ive seen so much I know things are out there.

I once worked at Warwick Castle as the receptionist in the old Victorian mansion building. The main occasions I saw/ heard things were:

I had to go and find one of the managers and rushed down the corridor and into the level with Lady Daisy’s bedroom where two large doors are open for you to see in. There was a visitor’s guide dressed as a butler (as one used to) looking out the window. All I remember thinking was “Ooh what beautifully polished shoes…wait, why aren’t the alarms going off,  if he is standing over the rope?” I bumped into the rest of the guides and their manager around the corner and said “Who’s the new guy dressed as a butler? He’s over the other side of the rope but the alarms aren’t sounding?” She looked at me and then to a couple of the older guides and said there was no newbie. I just carried on as I had a chore to do but I knew I had seen him. Later she told me how there was a gentleman guide who used to work at the castle and dress up as the Earl’s butler, but he passed away 3 years previously. The weird thing is that before the news reached the castle of his passing, another guide had seen him in the kitchen reading a newspaper as he always had before work and wished him good morning.

Another occasion was when I was on ‘Concert Switchboard Duty.’ This was when we had the classical or pop concerts with fireworks and I had 4 security radios around me and would put out the call for an ambulance or answer the phones etc. The security guard was constantly walking around the grounds and buildings, but had radioed me to say he was locking up the house (where I was), so the tower security camera would go black when he turned the light off. Then I was alone in the house. I said it was fine and saw him wave at the camera and it went black, so I switched the screen off. About an hour later I heard him scuffing up the tower’s stone spiral staircase and radioed him asking whether he could pop in as I needed a toilet break and he said he was over in the Peacock Garden. I said I could hear him coming up the stairs, but he said that every door was locked over that side so no one could get in. I heard the footsteps come right down the hall and passed the door. I looked out and there was nothing there. I crossed my legs for a good 30 minutes before venturing out!

I also went on a Ghost Hunt at the castle as one of my guide friends was part of the paranormal group. i was just fascinated to see behind the ropes and snoop around the artifacts and bits you can’t usually see! We were in the gallery just after the main hall when the spiritualist stopped and said “Is anyone here called Catherine?” We all shook out heads and carried on. “I’m sorry, I have this firey old lady in my ear saying that it is definitely Catherine.” Well my mother’s name is Catherine and I look a lot like her when we was younger and to say my Grandma Davis was a firecracker was an understatement. She literally used her big old handbag as nunchucks if my dad’s father said the wrong thing. She also used to have firey red hair. “She had something wrong with her chest, pain and coughing?” Yes, she died because of smoking. She woke up coughing and then passed away. “She says she left you a ruby ring and gold watch?” Yup, I didn’t know about the watch, but I had seen it in my mother’s jewellery box. “You’ve taken all her photos down and she isn’t happy about it…” Well bugger me, there used to be some kind of cruise portrait up in the living room but that had been taken down. I phoned dad asap and said “Dad, Grandma Betty is cross, get those pictures up pronto!” He did put a little one up for a while then in December it was popped in a drawer. That week my Christmas tree fell down. I keep a Polaroid of Grandma on my dressing table now!

I did a spot of work at a Pagan shop in Stratford for a while. I loved it as I got to dress up as Mab, queen of the fairies on the odd occasion and talk to the children! I did another ghost hunt there and the owner was a little like Derek Acorah; loveable but you knew he was completely acting up sometimes. Anyway. I decided to test the night vision on my video camera and picked up an awful lot of things. At first we sat or stood in the main shop and were asked to close our eyes and visualise. I thought it was all very ridiculous and all I could visualise were my tiny feet hovering over stone slabs with watery smoke. I listened to the usual ‘There was a dark figure over there’ and mentally rolled my eyes.

We went up to the lavender room to do some table tipping and I set up the camera on a sideboard in the corner of the attic room. We all stood around a little table, inside a lavender circle, with a bowl in the centre of it. Each placing our fingers on the bowl, various questions were asked and it would go  left for one answer and right for another. I could feel when people were pushing or pulling, but it did sometimes feel as if we were all being led. Anyway, A girl called Laura and I were stood next to each other to begin with, but we couldn’t seem to fill the gap between us, like something was there. I also kept feeling a weight on the side of my skirt and then realised it felt like a little child clinging to me. I told the others and we tried asking questions but he wouldn’t speak. Apparently there were 2 men who wouldn’t allow him to answer and they were NOT nice people, the oppression in the room was crazy. We carried on with questions and asked the men’s names. We came up with T.B., so assumed this was how one of the died, but as we carried on, we found out it was T.P. one of the men’s names began with T and the other P. “Is it Philip?”…table turned to no…”Is it Peter?”…no again…”Is it Paul?” The table turned to yes.

When we looked back at the video footage a chill ran up our spines, for there was another voice on the tape: “Is it Philip?”…no…”Is it Peter?”…no…”PAUL”..”Is it Paul?” The booming man’s voice came from the other side of the camera to us and was clear as day.

We went down a flight of stairs to the Romanov room, which was set up like an old dining room and was always cosy. We sat at the big oak table for the seance and immediately you could smell pipe tobacco and something like custard! I had set up the camera in the hallway looking through the door. There was a little wooden rocking horse in the room and we tried to beacon the little boy to come in, but he was scared of something. Nothing else spiritual would come in, but there was this annoying ‘guy’ dressed in Civil War military attire (wool jacket, breaches, tall boots) that I could see leaned up against the door frame with his arms crossed smirking.

Little did I know that every time I would say I saw him again, the camera would go in and out of focus as if something was standing in front of it in the corridor.

When we were in the room we naturally looked around to see whether anything was moving or changing. I suddenly realised that the stone slabs I had visualised earlier were those of the large fireplace in this room. It suddenly occurred to me that I had been up the chimney and smoke around my feet. I never knew that a little boy had been murdered in this building when it was once an Inn, but apparently the story says he is somewhere in the walls of the place. We managed to piece together that when the 2 boys were naughty or wanted something, their drunk uncle would force them up the chimney as punishment. As we came to this conclusion there was a ‘CHINK!’ sound. We instinctively looked up at the glass-topped candle holders on the fireplace as if someone had tapped them. We thought it may have been the little boy, but as I was in the middle of saying “It couldn’t be, it is too high up”, someone pulled open the curtains and we saw the Victorian windowpane still cracking. The lead looked as if it had been pushed from low down and the pressure had broken the window. To this day, they keep having to replace that pane of glass as it keeps cracking.

I was always fascinated with past lives and always thought mine had something to do with Egypt as I would often had dreams or daydreams of hieroglyphics and gold gilt. I was given some special incense that is supposed to help you get a stronger sense of your past life. I tried it thinking it was all a bit silly, but I couldn’t believe it! I was knelt down by some hieroglyphics as I had been before, but this time I could look around. I had paint on my hands and then turned my head and I was in a 1930’s theatre, painting the set of an Egyptian show or opera. There were gold gilt angels and red velvet drapery. I turned right round and saw a man sat on one of the theatre chairs watching me.

I was so excited about this that I rushed over to see my (then) manager and cried out “I saw my past life!” He said “I know, I was sat in the theatre watching you.” I hadn’t even told him about the vision.

Is that enough?!”

“Do you have an opinion on the progression of burlesque into the showgirl type performances as opposed to the original theatrical character-based parody format that the modern mainstream audience doesn’t seem to be aware of?” (Ann Martin)

“To fill in those who don’t know; Burlesque didn’t start out as purely a striptease type affair. It was a theatrical mix of all sorts of short skits from different people. There were musicians, singers, comedians, magicians, dancers… It was a variety show.  As far as we know, burlesque as we know it started in 1860 with Lydia Thompson (British!) and her troupe of blonde beauties, who went off to America to become stage starlets. Girls would regularly be put in jail over night for ‘forgetting’ to wear their body stocking (of which were compulsory by law). It is a bit of a myth that only ankles were allowed to be shown, as they would come out in tights/ body stockings with corsets and skirts etc. It was a variety performance for everyone to enjoy!

Annnnnyway. A lot of it was cheeky, but not vile or sleazy and they would sing, dance etc. It wasn’t until around 1889 with the opening of Moulin Rouge in Paris (The Palace of Women) that a lot more was shown. This progressed and got more risque up to the 40’s when the women were forced to pose without moving if they wished to show breasts and the sets were extravagant. The women would pose as if part of a huge painting and there would often be either a rotating stage or a singer. Burlesque traveled and in WWII the troops were often entertained by patriotic and exotic Burlesque dances as morale. Some girls even made their own satin and rick rack ribbon versions of sailor suits etc with poppers down the leg so that they would strip it off. Hula girl costumes were also popular!

In 1943 Lady of Burlesque came out and it looked sexy and glamorous to younger women. The costumes were creative, the story was full of romance, daring, funny and Barbara Stanwyck was the ideal lead.

Lady of Burlesque Poster

Lady of Burlesque

I don’t know when it suddenly all changed. I’m sure there were seedy strip joints in the 30’s and 40’s that aren’t talked about. The stage made these showgirls glamorous, untouchable and somehow still pure, even when discarding stockings. Suddenly pole dancing, lap dancing and ‘stripping’ became the new mask to taint burlesque. Women wore less, the moves were a lot more provocative and class went out the window.

So this new age (I usually see it as starting in the mid 50’s up) was still regarded as burlesque by some and still is. I and many others in the scene regarding it as something completely different. Theatre was not as popular, so the glamour that once was on the stage and later transferred to musicals on film was now not the fashion. Blue movies and magazines were more readily available and not hidden with such titles as ‘The Photographers Study’.

So…my opinion… It is a slippery slope when starting out with burlesque. You may topple into stripping at a bar. Just because you wear nipple pasties with your neon spandex costume, it doesn’t make you a burlesque dancer. There are many avenues of burlesque and with everything, it changes and moves with the times. When techno and cyber raving clothing (think gas masks, Victorian goggles and metal corsets but before Steampunk became popular) was in fashion at the beginning of the Millenium,  you had people who would incorporate axle grinding their corsets, fire tassels, flame throwing and more. It became almost circus like and some of it was very entertaining, especially when you would have silk climbers, trapeze artists and such. Not a fan of girls bathing in pig blood myself. Then there were the obvious Dita wannabe’s; finding their feet and copying the Vegas style of g-strings, feathers and rhinestones everywhere and saving up for a martini glass. It’s a shame because Catherine D Lish was way before Dita and should have been on a greater pedestal; especially as she helped train Dita AND gave her a bunch of props and costumes when she was starting out.

There has always been quite a divide in styles and I have been through my slightly goth or neo-burlesque stage and am firmly rooted to my classic style. I still have twists in my acts, but people know me for my style. I love the thought of giving people a little taste of the 1940’s burlesque girls that you may see in a movie or on old stage footage. Just that little snippet into the past, but you get to see things in colour and close up.

I can’t really judge others and their choices. If I see them steering a little in the wrong direction I will offer my help, but some prefer the more risque take on things and that is obviously up to them! Although I love the thought of recreating the past, we have to sometimes move with the times and if girls are doing this as a business, they have to think like a business and go with what will make them money, increase their bookings and what is in fashion at the time….which is why I’m not a wealthy lady…”

What’s the best food you ever ate while visiting America? (Stephanie Pitchers)

“Guess! Pancakes stacked with chocolate sauce, strawberries and bananas. Either that or your full breakfasts. I really love crepes with crispy bacon, maple syrup and bananas too!”

What was the epiphany moment that you knew doing vintage/ pinup/ burlesque was the right move for you? (Stephanie Pitchers)

“I guess it was 2001 when I got approached by a photographer at a live music night. I had taken inspiration from Bettie Page and he was the only one that ‘got it.’  When he asked for a shoot I thought he was nuts. I may have dressed creatively and confidently, but I have always been extremely self conscious. It took me quite a few weeks of his pestering to pluck up the courage and realised that in front of the camera I just seemed to know the classic poses. Sure they needed tweaking and perfecting, but at that point it wasn’t the fashion and vintage pinup and burlesque were really only just starting to come out of the shadows. I made a few mistakes and you live and learn by them, but I always knew since that first shoot that it was the right move. I unfortunately lost a really dear friend because they didn’t want me to get into it and didn’t trust that it wasn’t a huge mistake, but I had to think of my self and stick to my guns. I was sick of seeing stick figured catwalk girls with no shape and thought it was about time that some bite-able wobble and wiggle got a little limelight. Shazzam.

My first act was Bride of Kittenstein in Sheffield and I was shaking before I went on and then as soon as it was over, I didn’t want to come off again (I had no choice though as I got carried off on a camp bed…)”

Bride of Kittenstein Burlesque

Bride of Kittenstein Burlesque, my first ever act!

What makes you purr? (Aaron Reames)

“Oooh, new shoes, the smell of old books, foot massages, melted chocolate, stumbling across a really great busking musician, hearing a baby’s belly laugh, cat’s purring, seeing people really engaged in the audience, especially when they laugh at a funny bit, the smell of the sea, bare feet on wet grass, dunking a chocolate digestive biscuit into Earl Grey and taking that first bite, putting together a costume and seeing it in the mirror for the first time thinking ‘I did that’…”

What’s the strangest request for a dance/ performance you’ve ever had? (David Burt)

“Well I did have someone asking me whether I could do my RAF Fancy and then everything I took off, people would buy whilst I was still performing. I obviously said no. You can’t just walk into Matalan and get a new one… I also got asked whether I would dance naked. I said “Sure! I would be completely naked underneath everything I won’t take off. I didn’t get the gig.”

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RAF Fancy fan dance at Enchanted Burlesque, taken by James Thorpe

What do you want to be when you grow up? (Bob Toy)

“Ha! A good mum. I want to bring up children in my creative world, have them come to my shows at War and Peace etc, enjoy singing and playing with them, reading stories, introducing them to the vintage lifestyle as a completely natural thing. Then when they are teenagers they will rebel and hate until they need money for something.”

If you were asked for a question for a Q&A what would it be? (Lee Parker)

“Oh you nutcase, not this early on a Monday please! Argh! Erm… Possibly ‘ What is your favourite vintage piece that you own?’…

Oh I guess you want the answer to my own question now huh?! Well I’ve lost my favourite piece, which I’m very upset about, but I would have to say if I were to grab anything if there was a fire, it would be my 1930’s locket, which holds a picture of my Grandad with the Pipe. He was the founder of my vintage passions.”

Military World Magazine Launching at Beltring!


military world magazine

As our beloved WWII Reenactors Magazine has bitten the dust (*sob*), it is about time someone filled that empty void for us!  Well, Dave King has saved the day with Military World Magazine!

I have kindly been asked to write some more articles, so look out for my tuppence worth in each issue. The first one is due out at the War and Peace Show, so make sure you get your copy and support a British publication!

The magazine will feature reenacting groups, history, suppliers and more!

Kitten von Mew 2013 Calendar is now FOR SALE!


To purchase your limited edition calendar, just email me at kvm@email.com for details or collar me at the War and Peace

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Kitten von Mew Calendar 2013 (April), taken by Candee Photography

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Measuring for a Bra


Kitten von Mew by Ade Pitman - RAF Fancy 2011

Sometimes it does shock me, the lack of women who get measured for a bra.

My eyes were first opened when I used to host a Body Confidence Course for women. Part of this would be looking at how our clothing, body language and posture can have a huge effect on how we feel about ourselves and make us look larger than we really are.

The beauty of a well fitting bra is that it can help to ‘proportionalise’ (Cambridge, please add that to the dictionary) our bodies. So many of us wear bras that are too small that give a weird ‘mono-boob’. We have 2 breasticles ladies, divide and conquer!

I have recently been upgraded by Mother Nature herself to a respectable 36D, which is ample enough for anyone. Whether you are blessed with flapper girl bee stings or wibbly wobbly vampire biscuits, make the most of what you have.

I have never been afraid of getting measured for brassieres and it is because of my well fitting bras that my nipples aren’t currently tucked into my socks. If prudish about going into a lingerie section and asking for a measure (they now do it with you wearing your current bra, which I find a little strange), then there are plenty of places online that can help. Just remember that different makes of bra can fit slightly differently. Don’t trust any website that says “stick breast infront of webcam thankyou please and weez tell you real nice size…” A good guide you can use to measure yourself at home is this…

Measure under your bust in inches. If it is an odd number (31″, 33″, 35″…) add 5″ to the number and 4″ if it is an even measurement (32″, 34″, 36″…). Write it down.

Measure across you bust at the largest point (if your nips are still at that level, this is usually central).  If your bust is the same size as your under bust measurement, you are typically a size A cup. 1 inch more is a B cup, 2 inches more is a C cup etc.

So…If you are 33″ under your bust, you add 5″, which makes a total of 38″. If you measure across your bust and it is 40″, you would be a 38C.

We change bra sizes throughout our lives, whether due to the ‘Crimson Tide’, pregnancy, weight gain and weight loss or other factors, so try and measure yourself at least every couple of years.

Right, so what are you waiting for? Breast foot forward and all that…