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Day 1 of Covid 19 Self Isolation


1.) Richard to start mowing lawn. CHECK

1a.) Get Flymo caught in clothes line, propel towards daughter and hurl lawnmower away from child like Superman saving Earth from a giant meteor. CHECK

1b.) Break Lawnmower. CHECK

2.) Kitten to move precious plants out of the area to be populated with Betsy’s playhouse and relocate them. CHECK

2a.) Trample upon said plants, whilst trying to position Wendy house and make sure previously unmoved plants get a foot-battering thanks to bum-prickle by rose bush. CHECK

3.) Break kitchen door lock because B&Q is obviously shut. CHECK

4.) Pull tap handle off in kitchen because it feels left out. CHECK

5.) Try to forget there are 12 weeks of this left. PENDING